Dear Girls Taking Pics From Above,
We get it. You have boobs... at least from this angle.
But guess what -- you don't see me holding my camera at my knees and taking pictures of myself. I'm not going around posting pictures trying to accentuate a bulge. And why don't I do it? Because that would be ridiculous.
And yet, I keep on seeing pictures like this:
Look ladies, don't expect guys to respect your opinion when you feel obligated to consistently volunteer what you look like from an NBA center's perspective. You are advertising lust and little else, so if that is not the message you want to be sending.... you should consider a change in lifestyle.