Wednesday, August 3, 2011

Extreme Sports Inventors

Dear Extreme Sports Inventors,

Let's be a little more creative. I haven't seen many new, truly extreme sports for quite some time.

For example: Baseball. Do we ever see extreme baseball? No. How can we make it extreme? Let's make it free base cocaine ball, and every player has to play while high. Doc Ellis threw a no-hitter on LSD, so I can only see this improving the game. Or how about instead of regular ice skating and ice hockey, we start having guys play on black ice.

Here are some more:

Whirlwind Surfing


Whirlwind Surfing would take wind surfing into hurricanes and other dangerous ocean weather, creating probably the best sport of all-time, unless we start seeing:

Mudslide Wrestling

Finally, all the sluts can get on the extreme sports bandwagon. Quick everybody, this hill is about to collapse due to torrential rain, let's organize the greatest wrestling match ever seen.

Volcanoe-ing


This sport would take the pedestrian sport of canoe-ing and make it awesome by simply putting it in an active volcanoe. I'm not into most paddle sports, but I'd watch this.

Come on, sports inventors, get your act together.

Sincerely,

James


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21 comments:

  1. DB StewartAugust 3, 2011 at 4:38 PM

    Or how about badminton with grenades?

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  2. ShannonAugust 3, 2011 at 5:58 PM

    I would totally sign up for a whirlwind surfing team.

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  3. Gorilla BananasAugust 3, 2011 at 10:42 PM

    Scaring lions off their kill is a popular one in my neck of the woods.

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  4. Daniel BragaAugust 4, 2011 at 6:02 AM

    Wow, I just realized that I don't like sports; so I let all them for you, friend. Lol.

    -> Tanks for visiting and commenting me! I really appreciate it.

    *DB*

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  5. RCBAugust 4, 2011 at 6:31 AM

    The only extreme sports I know are avoiding tax inspectors and getting stuck in traffic without getting a heart attack. Should I consult Dr Phool and reevaluate my lifestyle?

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  6. Donna K. WeaverAugust 4, 2011 at 9:33 AM

    Umm ... people willing to participate in some of these would be candidates for the Darwinian Award--just make sure they do it before they have a chance to breed!

    Funny post.

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  7. j. littlejohnAugust 4, 2011 at 12:30 PM

    @DBS - Badminton with grenades sounds like it would be fun, once
    @Shannon - me too
    @GB - ESPN needs to be in your neck of the woods
    @Daniel - thanks for leaving me all the sports, that's what i need
    @RCB - please do consult Dr. Phool
    @Donna - well said

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  8. Carol KilgoreAugust 4, 2011 at 4:58 PM

    Eewww. Now that you've put this out there, look for a new reality show about one by the spring.

    Thanks for commenting on my blog today.

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  9. Kimberly KreyAugust 5, 2011 at 7:13 AM

    All brilliant ideas. Think I'd tune in for the mudslide wrestling for sure; that one's pure genius. I always considered running without my ipod to be an extreme sport, but now it doesn't really seem to measure up, does it? Great.

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  10. Daily Car ReviewsAugust 5, 2011 at 10:44 AM

    alright good luck im not trying this. :D
    hope some1 does!
    +1 follower

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  11. Golden EagleAugust 5, 2011 at 11:28 AM

    Whirlwind surfing has a nice ring to it!

    Thanks for commenting on my blog.

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  12. todd carrAugust 5, 2011 at 4:43 PM

    hell yeah...volcanoeing. complete extreme, I'd do it!

    me vs. Indian warrior "Tippacanu"

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  13. Theresa MilsteinAugust 5, 2011 at 7:02 PM

    Volcanoeing seems the most dangerous. What would my canoe be made of, exactly?

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  14. themajesstyAugust 6, 2011 at 2:17 AM

    Mudslide wrestling sounds great.

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  15. EbenyadoAugust 7, 2011 at 2:10 AM

    Life without risk taking is not worth living once opined an author. I'm sure somebody will buy into you idea because some believe in extreme sports unlike others.Great initiative and wonderful blog.Keep it coming. Hope you stay connected and take care.

    (EBENEZER ADOKWEI)
    AUTHOR: " FREE YOUR MIND"/ "5 STEPS TO MIND LIBERATION")

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  16. CansirboiAugust 7, 2011 at 8:29 AM

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  17. CansirboiAugust 7, 2011 at 8:30 AM

    How about parachute. Two competitors pushed out of a plane with one parachute. Winner takes all.

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  18. A Beer for the ShowerAugust 8, 2011 at 6:20 AM

    I would watch every single one of these.

    How about triple Avalanche downhill skiing?

    You have to ski downhill after having drank an entire six pack of Avalanche beer, in a raging winter avalanche, while being chased by the Colorado Avalanche hockey team. EXTREME!

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  19. Nicole LinetteAugust 8, 2011 at 10:37 AM

    Mudslide wrestling, ftw! Thanks for the blog comment; I hail from the Finger Lakes Region of New York state. Come visit sometime, we have good wine.

    Cheers,
    nicole.

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  20. Elliot MacLeod-MichaelAugust 8, 2011 at 11:58 PM

    I'm thinking of taking up electric water polo myself.
    +followed

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  21. Stephanie IrisAugust 9, 2011 at 9:02 AM

    I am all about the baseball on LSD.

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