Monday, January 21, 2013

Manti Te'o

Dear Manti Te'o,

Your story is pretty crazy. In fact, it's really crazy. Is it the craziest thing I've ever heard? Probably.

If it is true that you were Catfished, I have a feeling you won't fall for the same mistake again. First things first -- from now on, don't meet girls on Twitter. Or on Facebook, or anywhere you can't see the human being who is interacting with you. Yes, finding girls in the real world is more work, and a slightly bigger challenge. I think you can handle it though.

Just in case you need some more tips, here's a helpful and instructive video on the subject of How to Get a Girlfriend.



You're Welcome.

9 comments:

  1. More likely he needs advice on how to either come out of the closet or hide more deeply within said closet so that your alma mater doesn't have to concoct an elaborate "girlfriend died of cancer" ruse to garner unnecessary sympathy. Allegedly of course.

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  2. Catfished? That smells like publicist-speak to me.

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  3. Te'o's story continues to amaze me.

    "Be into things that she is into not, but not everything she is into.." Now that is valuable advice.

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  4. I'm by far no where professional athlete level in earning potential or build & was (probably still am) totally hopeless when it comes to females & I still managed to find & marry a real live woman. With boobs & everything! This entire Manti Te'o fiasco is mind-boggling to me.

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  6. That video is AMAZING lol. Soon people won't need to meet in real life... they'll just send eachother plastic casts of their gentials and then skype eachother x

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