I tire of the relentless monotony of my existence. I'm a renegade that is why I streak, religiously. I feel most comfortable in the mountains, naked and cold among the squirrels. If you can't respect that, I can't respect you. Some people can't enjoy a party unless they are drunk; I can't enjoy a fine meal at a restaurant with my pants on, that's just how I roll. Sometimes I feel impressed to run, jog if you will, away from the worries and stresses of life and towards a happier tomorrow, and sometimes I get lost on the way. I have been married and divorced 5 times, and have learned something new from each successive relationship. I just wish that you and me (us) could talk about whatever, that we could roam the prairies and smile upon the bison. That is my dream.

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