Per capita, nothing competes with your collection of fantastic names. To name a few:
Kryrlo Fesenko (Krih-lo Fah-sank-o)
Your archive of retired player's names is stacked... Anfernee Hardaway... Fat Lever (FAT LEVER!!!)... Muggsy Bogues... and my all-time favorite, Sarunas Marciulionis (Sha-Rhu-Nus Marsh-a-lone-us) Even your All-stars have great names: Carmelo... Chauncey... Shaquille... Amar'e... Baron... .
NBA, you are more than an organization of sporting professionals, you are a catalog of the greatest names in World History. Who needs a baby-naming book when you have a basketball roster right in front of you? No one does.
PS - I dedicate this post to my future children: Pops, Thaddeus and Samardo