Thank you for showing us the limits of human drama. You are to story and plot what the speed of light is to physics -- you can not be surpassed or exceeded. If I want to write a story that is crazier than a Spanish Soap and I succeed, the universe would explode or something. (I don't understand science.)
Father's cheating on Mothers with children's spouses' pets? Only you can do that.
Children in wheelchairs regularly falling down wells? Not out of the question.
Elderly serial killers with never-ending sexual appetites? Go for it, Spanish Soap.
Thank you for never letting believability get in the way of a story,
James.
PS - Because I speak Spanish ([upsidedownexclamationpoint]DE VERDAD!) I decided to dub some Spanish Soaps to give those of you who don't understand the language some perspective on what I'm writing about:
"If you don't blink your eyes will dry up and evaporate." Hilarious. Aye dios mio. Spanish soap operas sound awesome. How does a child in a wheelchair even find a well let alone get hoisted up and into one? Good stuff.
ReplyDeleteSenorita Pickleope, tiene mucha razon con ese comentario, de verdad, tampoco entiendo como eso puede ser, pero tambien sigo mirandolos con la esperanza que voy a comprender esas situaciones algun dia.
ReplyDelete"...and I'm sorry about hurting your neck." I think you need to post more!
ReplyDeletejajajaja son las mejores, siempre son extremadamente retorcidas. Todos tienen relaciones con todos, siempre hay violencia, hijos ocultos drama engaño, hasta una vez vi una en donde le ponian una bomba en la panza a una embarazada.
ReplyDeletelol. Very nice. If the voice was a little more dramatic you could be a star on youtube with those.
ReplyDeleteOkay the weird family relations and the horney old gezzer killers and the cripples down the well and alien abduction and time travel and telepathy I get, but the no blinking? That just broke the goofy meter!
ReplyDeletegreat post man :D +follow
ReplyDeleteI second HP, though I'm not quite sure what I seconded too.
ReplyDeleteI did not blink while reading this post. There was a craze in the Middle East for a while. They dubbed the telenovelas into Arabic, and they were even weirder and more hilarious that way. Please do more! Please! Please!
ReplyDeleteSon las mejores novelas. :P
ReplyDeleteI like to concept of this blog. +Following ^_^
ReplyDeleteWell never really watched one but sounds funny.
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Here's a second one:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xicZ-d-aeQ
LOL! I love this letter ;D but, thanks to those silly things, I actually know few words in Spanish, haha ;D
ReplyDeleteLol, Soapies are only fun to watch when one has smoked many bowls. ;P
ReplyDeleteI have never seen a spanish soap opera and therefore am obviously missing out!
ReplyDeleteAhahahahahahahaha... Here in Italy they used to broadcast Spanish soap operas daily... I watched them when I needed a good laugh! :-DDD
ReplyDeleteVerisimilitude schmerisimilitude.
ReplyDeleteI went to confession last week and my priest told me he thought I wanted to be in a Mexican soap opera. I guess he meant...oh the drama! Ya think?
ReplyDeleteWell I think nobody understand scinece... You always get different versions, advances, and actually some mistakes that make you get confused about a specific fact.
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