Thanks for making it harder for me to get a job.
When I used to go into business interviews against women, I always thought my broad shoulders presented my most distinct advantage. But once you came around, I lost my edge. Damnit.
Shoulder pads, you really level the playing field. Sometimes I see people, thinking, "I don't think that women has the testosterone she'll need to survive in this business environment," but then she puts on a blazer and those exact same people are like, "never mind."
Curved shoulders are cliche. Straight shoulders are straight up awesome.
Thank you, women's shoulder pads, thank you indeed.
Sincerely,
Fashion
Loved this post. Seriously you got lots of writing talent. And well to the topic, I like nude shoulders most.
ReplyDeleteYou and your writing. Good one.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the tip. All my shirts, here I come, you are getting new prosthetic
Shoulder pads look a bit funny IMHO
ReplyDeletei hate the growing dominance of women.... why can't they leave us alone..on the top of the hill...:)
ReplyDeleteFor that matter, thank you 80's and feathered hair.
ReplyDeleteI always get confused when I see sholder pads. At first I think the girl is deformed!
ReplyDeleteThis is an outrage; women have no right having shoulder pads, I'm only just getting used to the idea of them having shoulders. We must take immediate action, bigger shoulder pads, made of steel, with testicles.....and guns.
ReplyDeleteDude. I think you've been watching a tad too much Project Runway.
ReplyDeleteWell, why can't men wear shoulder pads as well? And give them a snazzy name? I don't mean the football kind. I mean the very same kind women wear!
ReplyDeleteLol. That line-backer look is super in right now.
ReplyDeletebahahahaha i love and adore your writing style!! I definitely feel more confident in shoulder pads - they dont call them power shoulders for nothing =)
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God damn shoulder pads.
ReplyDeleteI don't want to say I'm a nazi feminist or anything, buuuuut I definitely, definitely support shoulder equality. Love this letter.
ReplyDeleteI hope these things'll never return, though they probably will. So brace yourself.
ReplyDeleteShoulder pads must die
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