Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Shameless Plugs

Dear Indirectly Shameless Plugs through the Condemnation of Shameless Plugs,

You know what I hate? I hate it when someone indirectly plugs something by saying they hate plugs. For example, if I said: I hate it when people plug their material... so I'm not going to tell you about my new book The Pusher coming out.

We all know what you are doing, you're just indirectly plugging your stuff by saying you hate plugs! I hate it when people do that, which is why I would never indirectly plug The Pusher by saying, "I hate plugs so I'm not going to plug my new and hilarious book The Pusher." I would never say that.

I'm not going to lower myself to that, neither directly nor indirectly.

And I would never post this video:


Never! Lastly, I would never hyperlink the place you can get it. That's tacky, and it's even worse when you do it by saying you won't do it.

Sincerely,

An Observer of an Overdone Joke


5 comments:

  1. AND I WOULD NEVER POST A COMMENT ON MY OWN POST!!!

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  2. And I would never suggest that your publisher sponsor a give-away right here on your blog so that your followers could win a copy of your book.

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  3. tennis young adult humor novel? this is probably going to dominate that market

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  4. Incredible game this guy is so cute I really enjoy this video

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  5. I love this game and enjoy this video he knows how to play it

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