Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Tomato Bank


Dear Tomato Bank,

Oh, how my heart fluttered when I saw that you are a real bank.

Is your name lost in translation? One can only hope. But then again, there are a lot of good commodities to invest in in the world -- gold... silver... oil... frozen concentrated orange juice.... so, why not tomatoes, too? I like ketchup. Now, that I opened up an account with Tomato Bank, I'm one checking account at Sugar Bank away from ensuring the future of both my finances and hot dog condimentation.

Admiring your APY,

Another Tomato Investor

2 comments:

  1. To-may-to bank or to-maw-to bank? (Sorry. Couldn't resist.)

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  2. Which would an Asian accent more closely resemble?

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