Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Bloggers In Search of Awards

Congratulations Bloggers,

You have each just been awarded the:
Yes, the BLOG EXISTS AWARD! Who gets the Blog Exists Award? Only the best blogs that exist, that's who.

So, if you are a blogger, and your blog exists, here's what you do to claim your prize:

1. Right click and save this meticulously-designed button award and post it on your blog.
2. Give me free publicity.
3. Repeat No. 2.
4. Give out the Blog Exists Award to everybody you know who blogs.

Pretty easy, huh? Not only that, but it's a lot of fun!

The next time somebody "leaves little something for you at their place"*... you can only hope it's this award. There are hundreds of other fictional blog awards out there, but this is the only one that's been designed by yours truly, and thus, the only one that benefits me, and thus, the only one that matters.

Sincerely,

Committee for the Awardmentation of Blogs That Exist Everywhere

*Anyone else a little creeped out by this phrase? If somebody said this in the movies, I'd expect the character who "went over to their place" to get shot or raped.

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28 comments:

  1. TexaGermaFinlaNadianSeptember 21, 2011 at 7:55 AM

    Hey, what a coincidence, I just awarded you an award today. Just link back to me, lots, pick 8 million bloggers to pass it on to, and answer 10 really dumb and unimaginative questions about yourself. Feel free to be silly and add lots of !!!!!!!!!!s.
    K, thanks.

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  2. Vinny CSeptember 21, 2011 at 9:00 AM

    Woohoo!!! An award! Thanks!

    *grabs & runs away*

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  3. AngelaSeptember 21, 2011 at 9:05 AM

    Haha. I've been wondering about all these awards. I don't know what they're for, but part of me wants one! Not sure why. Oh well. Btw, I was already planning on plugging your blog on Friday, before I even read this post. You'll have to check it out. And you're welcome. :)

    ~ Angela
    grahamandangela.blogspot.com

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  4. neatfitSeptember 21, 2011 at 10:20 AM

    Ahh, awards are cool, if only it would be more well drawn.

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  5. AnonymousSeptember 21, 2011 at 10:26 AM

    :) Exactly how I feel :)

    I do Blogs Of Note every thursday but I do not ask them to link back or anything, awards are more like self publicity...for the person who would have started it! None the less, it indeed is a token of appreciation....

    By the way, I have three awards :P

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  6. Kev D.September 21, 2011 at 11:13 AM

    I like to take a dump before my wife gets into the washroom to take her shower, and then tell her that I left a little something for her.

    I don't even expect anything in return. In fact, I'd rather not get anything in return.

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  7. Saru SinghalSeptember 21, 2011 at 11:27 AM

    I guess, I need to discover something for publicity now...lol...:) Awards is a great way for appreciating someone and I won't mind having one:)

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  8. WoodySeptember 21, 2011 at 1:23 PM

    This is funny enough that I'm tempted to accept this prestigious award...

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  9. BerserculesSeptember 21, 2011 at 1:28 PM

    Do I still win if I don't exist?

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  10. mamtcSeptember 21, 2011 at 4:05 PM

    Next to advice this blog award is the next hot thing given free to everyone who arent exactly looking for them as well.
    I am posting something controversial for this month, maybe I could take this award thingy and give publicity and you neednt give me any award for that :)

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  11. Brian MillerSeptember 21, 2011 at 4:28 PM

    hahaha...i hear you man...nice parody...not too big onblog awards...if i want to promo someone, just give them a shout out not an obligation. thanks for popping in today.

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  12. 1904 BloggerSeptember 21, 2011 at 5:49 PM

    agreed i don't know about the whole awards and such. Someone wants to toss me some traffic i would gladly do the same, don't need a badge

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  13. CWMartinSeptember 21, 2011 at 6:35 PM

    Thanks but I accepted one award I didn't deserve this week and don't want to be a pig about it.

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  14. DB StewartSeptember 21, 2011 at 8:02 PM

    This needed to be satirized. Thank you.
    (And Kev D is the greatest.)

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  15. MimiSeptember 22, 2011 at 1:01 AM

    such a cool award idea! :)

    <3, Mimi
    http://whatmimiwrites.blogspot.com/
    $25 Apothica Gift Card Giveaway :)

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  16. UnknownSeptember 22, 2011 at 1:31 AM

    Yeah, blog awards are... PSYCH!!!
    *Grabs award and runs away*
    *Yelling back over his shoulder*
    I'm claiming my prize without doing any of the chores! Bahahahahaahah!

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  17. CindySeptember 22, 2011 at 3:56 AM

    1 dai a gurl gav her boifrend a blog award. she askd him if he lykd it but he sad naw. she was so sad she ran onto da road nd got killed. he said he dint lyk it he luved it. lyk dis if u cryd

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  18. PAPSSeptember 22, 2011 at 10:33 AM

    I actually find your blog hilarious so I dec. to follow you.
    www.thoughtsofpaps.com

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  19. PickleopeSeptember 22, 2011 at 10:48 AM

    What if my blog doesn't really exist but is really just a fable used by parents to scare their children? Can I still claim it?
    Well done. I prefer when people give shoutouts without particularly expecting anything in return. Ah altruism, what happened to ye? And why don't I have more opportunities to use "ye" in casual conversation?

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  20. Come At Me BroSeptember 22, 2011 at 1:06 PM

    This is great!

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  21. Jazz bazookaSeptember 22, 2011 at 3:47 PM

    i'm not very good with rules, so i just left my award on my table... happens

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  22. Maggie Asfahani HajjSeptember 22, 2011 at 5:01 PM

    I am glad I exist...sniff, sniff...

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  23. UnknownSeptember 24, 2011 at 12:30 PM

    I'm so flattered... I blog so i exist.

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  24. A Beer for the ShowerSeptember 26, 2011 at 9:23 AM

    Oh, how this made me laugh. You couldn't begin to understand how many vaginas have been left with sand in them because of some crappy, self promoting award I politely declined to accept.

    And on a completely different note, please stop by my website abeerfortheshower.com because I left you the Shower Beer Award, which requires you to take a picture of yourself drunk in the bathtub (don't kill yourself!), write a 2 paragraph (MINIMUM) tribute to how awesome I am, and paypal me $5.

    Congratulations!

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  25. Rob ForgetSeptember 26, 2011 at 2:41 PM

    lol funny post! +followed, come check my blog out when you get the chance! http://mightyideas.blogspot.com

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  26. Steve BaileySeptember 27, 2011 at 8:41 AM

    Finally an award I can actually win..... I was getting so tired of always getting runner-up to the My Blog Exists award...

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  27. AnonymousSeptember 27, 2011 at 1:38 PM

    Sweet! Finally confirmation that I am not merely a figment of my own imagination!! I exist! I exist!!

    Thanks for visiting my blog. I laughed my ass off at the comment you left!!

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  28. Major MackSeptember 27, 2011 at 5:51 PM

    tee hee.

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