Dear Over Highlighter,
We all know that to accent, point out, or call attention to a certain part of any type of written document, highlighting has become the favorite choice of many. Although other methods are available, that simple bright yellow background stands out amongst competitors, literally.
But what you, Over Highlighter, are doing, qualifies as abuse. You rush through papers, casually highlighting everything as if everything were important. By the time you reach the end of the page only a sparse few words are left untouched.
You are not a highlighter, you are a lighter.
By the time you have finished you will not be able to really tell anything. Just like when you started, nothing stands out.
The only thing you have managed to accent was your own foolishness.
Don't Highlight Everything Please