Dear Spoiler on the Back of that Honda,
Thank you for keeping that car safe.
Without you, when that Honda starts pushing 250 MPH on the freeway, that car would be in tremendous peril, capable of spinning out, flipping over or getting airborne any second.
Thank you, spoilers, for giving everyday drivers that sense of security they need by providing downward thrust.
Some contend that you are simply for stylizing. While it is true you can make cars look super cool, we all know your real purpose. Science. And safety.
Another Appreciative Driver
Science. And safety.