Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Spoilers


Dear Spoiler on the Back of that Honda,

Thank you for keeping that car safe.

Without you, when that Honda starts pushing 250 MPH on the freeway, that car would be in tremendous peril, capable of spinning out, flipping over or getting airborne any second.

Thank you, spoilers, for giving everyday drivers that sense of security they need by providing downward thrust.

Some contend that you are simply for stylizing. While it is true you can make cars look super cool, we all know your real purpose. Science. And safety.


Sincerely,

Another Appreciative Driver

Science. And safety.

8 comments:

  1. I think homemade spoilers made of wood, and huge spoilers that in no way fit the car, might deserve their own letters.

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    1. ...made of wood? really? I have never seen that..

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  2. I have spoilers on my lawnmower. Just cause.

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  3. Everyday driving is a dangerous game; you can never be too safe.

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  4. What is the use anyway?
    Unless like in Asian movies, the hero ties himself to the spoiler and do a wake-surfing on the road. What is the point?

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  5. The only thing worse than spoilers are people who say "spoiler alert" when they see them. That is all.

    -Ash

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  6. Gym people like spoilers. Gymfolk are never to be trusted.

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  7. People with good taste love spoilers... or so they say.

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