Someone FINALLY revealed what really happens in Disneyland.
Dear DBS, it's the happiest place on earth. And by happiest, we mean that thing above happens. It sure made me happy.
I so look forward to becoming a dad. If not for anything else but to be able to have someone to (legally) emotionally scar for my own enjoyment.
I wish I'd been recording the other night at Disneyland. There was this girl outside the exit, probably around 10, just sobbing. Her three older brothers were standing across from her staring, like she was some kind of alien. It was funny and sad all at the same time. At least one of her bros finally went to put his arm around her.